Ice cream to me

Ice cream is only soothing as long as you are in the process of eating it, therefore logically I should just keep eating it, amiright?

if it's not chocolate, don't even bother

I can now say that I can eat an entire half-gallon of ice cream in one sitting, huzzah, what have you accomplished in the last 20 years?


Someday I want to own my own soft-serve ice cream machine

childhood nostalgia includes the sweet tune of the ice cream man, now I wish he wouldn't drive past my house 10 times in one day