Friday night

no.

1. Drunk people are hilariously... stupid
2. I need to learn how to walk in heels without looking like a trucker
3. shots may not contain cinnamon flavor
4. you can't sneak it past them
5. yes you can
6. the hot girl was the bartender
7. it's hard to take you seriously when you talk with your mouth full and by "take you seriously" I mean find you attractive
8. I love these boots
9. man up or get out
10. a toga would have been more eye catching
11. the louder you are the drunker you appear
12. just smile and nod
13. what is with the tight pants and button up/down shirts
14. 1 girl for every 3 guys, hello Friday night
15. more cheese please